it's all fun and games until someone loses their lunch
2003-08-11 11:03 p.m.

i always flush the toilet with my foot. even when i was on krutches, i would flush it with my crutch.

not that it mattered much because even when i touch anything at all, its got feces on it.

its not a joke! they did studies on it. but they should do studies on me too.