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Does your crotch smell like pits?
The following is based on actual events..
Mother: "I think my wee-wee kinda smells like B.O.-- Not cigarettes."
Me: "It's not supposed to smell like B.O., Ma. Maybe you should wash it more often."
Mother: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Seriously. If your pussy smells like armpits? WASH THAT SHIT OUT!
No wonder why her husband won't have sex with her.
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