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i am officially screwed.
so. yesterday i awoke with a lip that hurt very much... it felt as though i had cracked my lip open..
five minutes later i felt it with my tongue... that was one steamy lip.
five minutes later i felt it again. of course i am getting a fever blister.. i go check it out and slap some junk on it and prepare to start my day..
i finally get home to my house and the thing has progressed quite well.. i stuck a hot teabag on it. it usually works.
few hours later i put blistex on it.
few minutes later i wipe it off and slap a ice cube on it.
then i put more medicine on it and went to bed.
i wake up and realize that i must have bad karma for the sonovabitch won't diminish.
Conclusion: I have a fever blister on my bottom lip that is the size of Guam.. No.. Better yet, make that Iceland.
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