Say what? Is it April fools again?
2005-09-03 11:19 p.m.

At 7:45 this evening, my sister came home from her vacation / visiting of friends in Colorado.. She informed us that he has a set of house keys for her friends house cause she is going to be moving there within a year. She says she's got her own room with her won bathroom and everything there.. And then she comes out with some real shit.. She tells us that she is moving in with her current boyfriend.

*Brakes screech* *Cars crash*

What? You have got to be kidding me. You guys have been together for how long? And he's already broken up with you? And isn't this the same guy that 3 days before you left, you were complaining about how he was killing japanese beetles all over you? And you called him an asshole? And now you're going to move in with him and the big plan being that you're both moving to Colorado to move into a house with another couple who is already married? ..

I really. REALLY must have missed something here..