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note to self: next time use protective eye wear.
The following is intended for perverts and the hard of hearing only. It is also based on actual events. Thank You
oh, ladies with the immense sexual drive, i feel your pain.
my friend SuperSlut and I [SuperBitch] always used to have this joke long before we had sex..
"I Got It In My Eye!
true story. today i really did get it in my eye.
i closed my eye. Yes, how sexual did I look moaning with one eye open.. trying to push it away from my eye before i went blind.
my eye was like a damn bloody mary with a blue iris dashed inside for your viewing pleasure.
i can't even give a comparison to the BURNING PAIN i was in. now my eye hurts like anal sex and its swollen.
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