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I am "MEGA BITCH"! Hear me ROAR!
"We just want you to be happy.." blahblahblah.
My lovely sister has written about me in her diary. Let me just tell you.. What a great sister. Apparently I have been given a new Nicname "MEGA BITCH". In caps, too.
Well I have one for her too, "CRAZY ALCOHOLIC". I don't think she is an alcoholic but she does.. And she claims to have OCD and I think she does.
Under "Nicnames" on my next job application, I shall write this "Mega Bitch" and we shall all have a good laugh about it.
Then I'll bust out the 9mm!
BAM!BAM!BAM!
That'll teach them for laughing at a mega bitch.
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