my bird has a potty mouth.
2003-08-14 7:23 p.m.

my home tends to sound like Jurassic Park sometimes. the birds screech at the top of their wee chicken lungs and they sound like pterodactyls [ya know, the gigantic flying dinosaurs?]
my dog howls like a warewolf [although i don't believe there were warewolfs in Jur-asshead Park]...

one of the birds screams at my dog, "Shut the fuck up!"

..no really, he does. i will have to record it sometime. and that has nothing to to with dinosaurs either

it does make interesting conversation though.