heh i said vagina
2003-08-17 12:29 p.m.

went out do birthday dinner lastnight. at a place that i hate

i had some muscles. of course the man who took me had to make jokes that it looked like a vagina.
he sat at the table acting like he was eating it out.
did i regret to mention we were in a nice place?

yeah it was so nice that flies were dive-bombing my meal.
he had flies in his $8 drink.
THERE WAS DIRTY-ASSED-BIRD-POOP-ACID RAIN DRIPPING IN MY FOOD FROM THE CEILING.

WOOHOO! FREE FOOD!