baby got back
2003-08-26 9:21 p.m.

Holy fat nut sacks, Batman! It sure is warm in here!

so me and my mother [a.k.a.- the woman who gave birth to me] just had a "Let's-See-How-Long-You-Can-Stick-The-Spoon-To-Your-Nose" contest.

who won? HER.
no. i am just kidding! OF COURSE i won! she was eating tomatos so i think that worked in my favor.

now her nose smells like a fatass tomato.

haha i said "fatass and it made me think of Sir-Mix-A-Lot