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Bug Clock [entry #292]
2008-07-25 9:29 p.m.

Hi. There are little bugs LIVING in my alarm clock.. Yes. Awesome. .. So.. I put my alarm clock in a clear Subway sandwich bag..

That'll fix their wagon.

..but then I started to wonder.. Will they sweat? Will they suffocate? I began to imagine a sauna scene-- them all sitting around the hottest part of the clock with little towels on, having an invigorating experience rather than a life threatening one. Dork.

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