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Erection Button
Another day in the life of bunny-woman.
Fuck ya. I said it.
There's a guy I work with named Ken. [I'm callin you out!] Ken has SERIOUS hygene problems. Let me give you a few examples:
B. His hair is usually a mess. His hair is a complete mess along with a very serious dandruff problem. It is so chunky all over his shoulders and anywhere else it can catch. It usually forms a layer upon his eye glass lenses.
C. His TEETH! *vomit* - - Seriously. I am not kidding when I tell you that his teeth.. are GREEN! Let me bust out the proper shade for ya'll. ||||||||
I'M F-ING SERIOUS! They're GREEN!
D. To top all of this off, This morning I noticed his belly button was standing out like an erection.
If anyone feels like they can help this man, PLEASE, let me know!
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