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4: Holy fajitas, Batman!
2003-07-24 6:36 p.m.

Howdy, doodles! Anyone notice on like.. Bowflex commercials that the first shot of the person, they're all fat.. and not tan-- and as the weeks go on, they miraculously get tanner?

So what if tanner isn't a word!? It sure as hell is now! I challenge you folks to use the word "tanner". It is a word damnit!

Dang. It's 6:30 and I still haven't dusted off my teeth.. Oh well-- it's not like it's going on or been on anyone's dusty genitals lately.

Man, I'm just a winner in the English language today! GO ME

Some one should buy me a Bowflex. I certainly need a tan also.

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