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2003-08-12 4:43 p.m.

nudists.. do i have your attention?

what happens if you've got a woody? would you hang horseshoes off of it? would you just let it hang out? how the hell is sex or foreplay interesting if you've already seen their lady berries? their gigantic elephantitus balls?

what if you've got your period? do you stay in the house for a damn week? do you wear knickers? doesn't that violate the rules of nudist colonies?

i'd like to think that the only people who live in nudist colonies are inpotent. i'd like to think that they didn't make jokes about other peoples anatomy just like people joke about the weather or a bad movie...

"Good Lord! Did you see Frank's scrotum? I mean, he must have three testicles!"
or
"Holy urethra! Did you see Betsy's gap?"

can someone tell me how you could live a life like that?

so much for watching porno with your friends.