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but i dreampt about "little people" all night.
2003-08-28 10:20 a.m.

spur of the moment idea lastnight:
let me go to the movies with someone i dont even really know. so i walk around my house neighborhood and stuff waiting. looking like a hooker while i paced up and down the street wearing 5 inch shoes, halter top and jeans.

and the guy pulls up next to me and smiles i should have just kept walking and acted like i didnt know what he was doing..

yes that would have been what i normally do . but i went.

my boss' daughter sucked ass just as i had suspected.

that and the dude was deformed and um.. shorter than me.. and um.. tried to make a move on me in the first 10 minutes .. and he was deformed. and he had a stuffy nose which gave him a nasal voice.

and he kept touching my ass.

which is usually a plus..

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