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i still haven't finished reading 1984
2003-09-11 8:33 a.m.

First Entry of the Day

this "dog" amazes me. she had something in her mouth as i was preparing to write and she whined.

i looked over at her to see why she was crying.

big mistake

she had a giant ear of corn in her mouth and as soon as i looked at her she charged at me so i could break it up for her.

this always happens-- especially in the middle of the night she drops stuff on me even if i am asleep on the couch for only 5 minutes.

she will run around in numerous circles in the house with a peice of something in her mouth like bread for instance.
the bread gets soggy.
she will not hesitate to drop the squishy soggified bread on your arm or leg or whatever random body part she can conjure up.

[ say what? || nonsense! ]
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