Would you like those eggs scrambled?
2004-02-13 1:10 p.m.

It sucks when you work so much that you start doing your job in your sleep.

Since I have become an auditor, I often wake myself up thinking that I have to get up to go to work because it's 11pm!

I see yellow inventory tags when I start to drift off to sleep... I see cans of food, toys, or blankets that need to be counted and I always feel like I screwed up on my counts..

When I first started working as a bagger in a super market, I used to have nightmares of people wanting "Paper in Paper" and then I would put their bread in with something that would crush it or that I put their eggs on the bottom of the bag and broke them.