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Thanks for the E-Coli, Gramma!
2004-02-20 10:55 a.m.

My grandmother is here today and she brought us some pizza that she made...

While eating it I was wondering what she made it with and I think it was plain ol' spaghetti sauce and crappy mozzarella...

While eating it I tried not to think about what she was doing while making this or if she washed her hands before she began...

As you can see, this pizza was unsettling both mentally and physically.

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