"...The world may never know."
2005-04-26 8:06 p.m.

There may be some things in the universe that we will never be able to explain.
The meaning of life.
Whether or not "Aliens" exist.
How many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

...Or why Giant Dillhole Ryan Seacrest has a star on the Hollywood walk of fame? !

Does Morgan Freeman have a star? ^{click here*} The public is outraged! I am not the only one that thinks he totally didn't deserve such an honor. I don't know much about the guy except that he popped up with the American Idol BS. All the sudden, he's hosting the American Top 40 show and some worthless TRL show on the radio on the weekend.

Ugh. REALLY though! Has everyone gone totally mad!? I'm still thinking it's a terrible Hollywood prank that has all gone totally wrong. Come on now.

As fzucking if.