and then i woke up
2003-08-23 5:59 p.m.

last night, i was locked out of my house naked and a sales man, my age, walked up to me and started trying to sell me things as i stood there at my front door, in the buff.

i got in the house and he followed me and started writing down a recipe for toffee chicken rolls.

i was like, "You can't put toffee, grilled chicken and wraps together.. You'll make yourself sick."