2003-12-29 - Vroooooooom!
2003-12-27 - Cousins, Ass Wipes, and Lesbiens
2003-12-26 - Germs and Soda.
2003-12-24 - Recipe for good cookies.
2003-12-23 - Nicole Richie is the woman.
2003-12-22 - It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
2003-12-21 - AOL SUCKS
2003-12-20 - I least I admit I hate Christmas.
2003-12-19 - See ya later kitty.
2003-12-19 - This is normal right?
2003-12-18 - Let this be a lesson to you children.
2003-12-18 - Man with stinky breath continued...
2003-12-15 - Shoe - right ; Dress - wood
2003-12-01 - Eating in public...
2003-11-27 - Thanksgiving. Yeah. Whatever.
2003-11-26 - Are you stalking me?
2003-11-26 - A Hint.
2003-11-16 - We left the evil kitty.
2003-11-14 - I always pick up random people..
2003-11-12 - Blood blisters and Beagles.
1983-8-18 - Market Watch...
2003-11-11 - Let's frolic.. That's daring and crazy right?
2003-11-04 - Dorkk.
2003-10-31 - Shower time. Who's with me!?
2003-10-31 - Boldly Going Nowhere.
2003-10-25 - grr.
2003-10-24 - the search begins.
2003-10-22 - jimmy cracked corn and i don't care..
2003-10-16 - off with their heads!
2003-10-15 - the tragic horror of it all!
2003-10-09 - I wonder where she is going.
2003-10-09 - It took me 16 17 minutes because of my distractions.
2003-10-06 - its beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.
2003-10-06 - making fun is fun.
2003-10-02 - one of life's unanswerable questions answered!
2003-09-30 - smarmy eroticisim is hott.
2003-09-29 - im a born again virgin who shot a rocket launcher
2003-09-25 - i should have coughed or sneezed on him.
2003-09-24 - i need more protein in my diet... yea .. thats it.
2003-09-22 - why the hell am i writing such long entries?
2003-09-20 - i swear they're both guilty. there is sex after 40
2003-09-20 - grow up..
2003-09-20 - or maybe that was just me..
2003-09-19 - i am just going to ignore her pretty soon.
2003-09-18 - Lessons for Me to Learn.
2003-09-17 - toodles my faithful cadets!
2003-09-17 - i just feel like kickin some bootay!
2003-09-16 - i better hurry up, i am never this gung-ho
2003-09-15 - chiropractors + johnnies = Boob Shots.
2003-09-12 - penis names rock.
2003-09-12 - rot in hell you fucking assfaced scum bag.
2003-09-12 - My Condolences.
2003-09-11 - i still haven't finished reading 1984
2003-09-10 - good god that was dramatic.
2003-09-10 - more on the subject of 1984 in the very next entry in 2 minutes
2003-09-05 - Drunken Story #1
2003-09-05 - i am officially screwed.
2003-09-04 - don't mind me, i am half asleep.
2003-09-03 - good times. good times.
2003-09-02 - i promise my next entry will have something to say..
2003-08-31 - i have forgotten how to do math again
2003-08-30 - Give me Chocolate, or Give me Death!
2003-08-29 - i smell lawsuit! --oh no wait.. thats just menthol
2003-08-28 - but i dreampt about "little people" all night.
2003-08-27 - mmm.. crunchy!
2003-08-27 - hooray for Lentils!
2003-08-26 - baby got back
2003-08-26 - this may take all night!
2003-08-25 - poo face head
2003-08-25 - i take whatever affection i can get
2003-08-25 - then she tried to get in my pants.
2003-08-25 - problems and a lot of money
2003-08-24 - pardon my frankness..
2003-08-24 - so i got a thing for saying Can Can.
2003-08-23 - i am a nudist
2003-08-23 - and then i woke up
2003-08-22 - you can learn from my mistakes
2003-08-22 - Thank you my wonderful cousin.
2003-08-22 - p.s.- them little bastards work FAST
2003-08-21 - am i the only one who feels this way?
2003-08-21 - either you're a B or you're a C. stop confusing me.
2003-08-21 - and they're going to be let out of their cages outside.
2003-08-20 - show me the money
2003-08-20 - I am Woman. Hear me Whore
2003-08-19 - at least you guys know the real story
2003-08-19 - makes me cringe
2003-08-19 - drama fo yo momma
2003-08-18 - shucks
2003-08-18 - Party Like A Rock Star!
2003-08-17 - non-skinny dipping asshead
2003-08-17 - she still doesn't take my advice
2003-08-17 - it was damn romantic
2003-08-17 - heh i said vagina
2003-08-17 - let me get back to you..
2003-08-16 - she is one illusive bitch
2003-08-16 - nice try buddy.
2003-08-16 - STAY TUNED!
2003-08-15 - its raining death
2003-08-15 - cause it bores me to tears
2003-08-15 - hehheh blow
2003-08-15 - now.. if i could only get some booty.
2003-08-15 - more misadventures tomorrow
2003-08-14 - i stick to my promises
2003-08-14 - don't put Can Can for your ringer if some arsehole is goin to wake you in the morning.
2003-08-14 - my bird has a potty mouth.
2003-08-14 - more stuff to read soon.
2003-08-14 - get off my nuts already!
2003-08-14 - true story.
2003-08-13 - dirty skank bastards.
2003-08-13 - maybe i'll just do more beat box with the "You got mail" guy.
2003-08-13 - note to self: next time use protective eye wear.
2003-08-12 - let me know if you're interested!
2003-08-12 - no shoes, no shirts, no problem!
2003-08-12 - soon there will be a war. and they will probably win
2003-08-11 - it's all fun and games until someone loses their lunch
2003-08-11 - oh happy day!
2003-08-11 - sexxy sexxy neanderthalian
2003-08-11 - booze for breakfast!
2003-08-10 - i'm high on life!
2003-08-10 - ca-ca poo-poo.
2003-08-10 - i hope she goes
2003-08-10 - i'll get over it
2003-08-08 - i think i may have a fracture
2003-08-08 - life is tough when you're a mouse
2003-08-08 - he buys me a $400 watch and i buy him crap
2003-08-06 - you have to push the door for it to work properly.
2003-08-05 - that's what i get for listenin to the receptionist!
2003-08-05 - just send money!
2003-08-03 - they taste like shit
2003-08-03 - burgess makes me super excited in a different way
2003-08-03 - he's super yummy.
2003-08-03 - eat that phucker!
2003-08-01 - how disappointing
2003-07-31 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE!
2003-07-29 - yakkitty smackitty
2003-07-28 - GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
2003-07-28 - for the love of my sister
2003-07-27 - "Jesus loves you."
2003-07-24 - 4: Holy fajitas, Batman!
2003-07-24 - 3: fillin yo ass in
2003-07-20 - 2: "Everything happens for a reason."
2003-07-20 - 1: welcome

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